This has been a tough week so far...I'm still not recovered from the big Tuesday cocktail party.....Got accepted to Ryerson...might also have a job....its been a big week.
So anyhow - I had planned to go on a rant tonight about the perils of earlobe stretchers. Could someone please explain the appeal to me. I only ask this as I had an encounter with an individual on the TTC that on a side glance, looked like he had elastic bands hanging from his ears.....turned out they were his previously stretched lobes. i don't understand it. No one currently popular is doing this are they? What is the driver? Please provide comment - I have to know. Because I found it hard to coexist with this lobe-mutant, I had to move down the train car that resulted in me ultimately sitting beside a guy that grunted like Billy Bob in "Sling Blade". Mmmhmmm. Sigh - I can only reinforce, I am not a commuter.
The scene....9:50pm, Big Bang droning on in the background (if you aren't watching this show, you should be, its very good). Looking over Ryerson paperwork, drinking club soda. Upcoming weeks are daunting as far as what I have to get done......... I really feel like some eggnog. but not just a cup o classic sealtest yellow slurry - I want to gently fold in clouds of unctuous whipped cream, with a dust of cinnamon and a generous swish of amber rum...in a porcelain red mug, with a large enough opening that your nose could get whip cream on it but more that you can inhale the full aroma while you drink........that kind of egg nog. Ahhh I'm going to bed. :)
That shoe looks like someone made up a prototype, just for laughs. You know, a bunch of fashionistas hopped-up on too much double foam, decide to ‘get whacky’ and design a shoe, while channelling the whims of a lama. Because THAT is what that abomination looks like – a shoe designed by a lama, that wished she had human feet.
ReplyDeleteAnd the damn lobotomy-lobe-leppers? Who the hell knows. Didn’t ya just want to attach w a day-glow carabineer to the overhead safety handle?
I wanted to tug on them to see if they were stretchy.....
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