There is such a thing as too many angry birds

I haven't blogged in a while - and its possibly because I have a problem.  Angry Birds have kinda taken over my life I'm afraid.  Its tough to break the habit once you are in too deep.  A friend of mine has the same problem with solitaire.....maybe the iPad is meant to anti socialize people as a kind of means toward staving off coups, or public rallying.....if we don't talk to each other anymore.....we can never collectively rage against the machine.  Thank god I finished all of the levels..... :).  I may have an iPad2 for sale if it continues to corrupt me socially.

So - this also in the news - I went to a religious rally.  All of the regional Meeting House ministries came out under "One Roof" to "enflesh" Community with the big JC.  I think I saw him in the rafters munching a bag of popcorn.  It might have been a hippie from Parry Sound though.  I had to squint through all of the strobe lighting.  It was actually closer to a rock concert than a revival.  For a first try at gathering the masses, it was pretty good.  Obviously when I get my feedback form, I will happily share some thoughts.  But for now - I resign to say it wasn't a total waste of roomies 10$ or my Saturday afternoon

Also - my brother is engaged - so that's news.

Also - Mommy G's Bday was on the weekend - that was a nice BBQ.  Fab weather.

Also - had a fab BQ with the Lloyd Manor clan - roomie pats together a bichin burger.

Also - I saw Hangover 2 and Bridesmaids.  Bridesmaids was quite good.  I'll try ot see Hang 1, and see if I can appreciate Hang 2 more.

I tell ya - with all this news I clearly have the world on a string.  I have also learned that I am a nuisance.  Thats a tough lesson - apparently I just am one.  Who knew.  Quite sobering when you find this kinda thing out - so be ready.  If someone ever sidles up to you and says "We need to talk" - ask right away if they are going to tell you that you are a nuisance - and if the answer is yes, politely ask them to keep it a secret - cuz you won't recover - you might even take up a bad habit - like Crystal Meth or Angry Birds Rio.  Its not easy being me you know.

So this morning while listening to 680 news en-route to work (don't that sound riveting?) they have a breaking announcement.  Stephen Harper was rushed to TGH as he choked on a piece of hashbrown at breakfast....but would likely make a full recovery..... In a mere few moments they retracted the story because they got it off the conservative party web site...and it was hacked.  My immediate thoughts were 1.  What could possibly be so interesting with the conservatives that I have ACTIVE website surveillance to learn this in real time, 2.  Who hacks that kind of content.  A hashbrown?  Really?  Whats funny was that I was eating a hashbrown at the time!  Ah well.  Stevo is fit as a fiddle.  I can rest easy.  At least 680 has something new to loop every 10 minutes.  Way to go with the Ace journalism Cormack McSweeny.....(no really - thats his real name).

Well - lets get on with the gettin on today.... in the words of Jon Stewart - here is your moment of Zen:

Read the fine print if you can.  Too funny - I think I'll go.