So tonight finds our hero sitting in bed watching "don't forget the lyrics". A lamer show does not exist. Maybe I could do professional karaoke for a living.....the masses could rent me out for LifeLabs Christmas parties. Wouldnt be the first time - I do a mean "Islands in the Stream". I do not miss those parties...at all.
Its cold in my room. I have a pretty dodgy landlord...keeps the perks like heat to a minimum..... :) My candles have gone out - so it can only get colder.
I'm gonna be honest - I'm not a commuter. i just can't do it anymore. I'm not sure if its the need to get to the station 90 min early to get a parking spot so I don;t have to walk 2 miles to the tracks or if its not getting a seat, and having to cavalierly stand in the foyer on display, or maybe its getting a seat and having to cuddle with a mouthbreather in a badly pressed suit, feverishly pecking away on his black berry....its a tough call. However, 60 different stenches of morning breath do not sweeten the deal either.
No one looks you in the eye on the streets of the big smoke...and you know what that means? An unlimited view of some of the worst feet on the planet. Gawd there are some ugly shoes out there. When you cross Bathurst you enter a whole new dimension. I'll be posting the "Ugly foot of the Week" in blogs to come.
Notice the center PLATFORM MUKLUCK. Thank you Donatella for all that you do...
5 Things you should do this week:
1 - see the Katy Perry Fireworks Video - its deeper than you'd exepect
2 - get some fake eyelashes......they will change your life
3 - buy some new cotton underwear - nothing feels nicer than cool cotton on your butt
4 - think about taking a con-ed class
5 - read my blog
So - bed time - I'll get better at the Blogs.....for both of my followers...promise
Katy Perry - Man oh man I really want to hate this vapid performer. She sings for tweens, pretends she aint pushing 30, and her lyrics are about as saccharine as that double jot of java-something I shared w you last week. But I don’t hate Katy. I do however, LOVE Lilly Allen.
ReplyDeleteEyelashes – that look won’t work for me at all.
Underwear – men prefer Shroud of Turin underwear, the kind that one day just (poof!) disintegrates. Then we head to wallmart.
Con-Ed – if things keep up this way for me, I’ll be in con-ed, if only to keep busy w something.
Your blog – shouldn’t I get some sort of notification that there is a new posting??