Well, I finally got to see the movie, which was entertaining. If I'd actually had someone to go with, I may have had a better time! So I went solo, and was early so read my book like some aloof loser in the theatre - Kathy Griffins bio. I'll review later. I then dropped 10$ on a small popcorn and medium frutopia..."and what kind of frutopia miss....we have Red and Orange"...ay yi yi....society has officially turned colours in to flavours. I love summer student help..can't add and completely catatonic at the cash. Have you ever noticed that theatres smell like little kid pee? Take a deep inhale next time...I'm gonna bank that all those b-day parties yield a few damp seats over time.....
So the movie is good - I would LOVE..and I mean LOVE to have a flock of yellow squeaking minion! Oh what I could do with them!
Anyway, pretty fun, always with the tear jerker "will he make it to the dance recital?" moment. You know, the usual.....but the real material is in the company I was keeping in the theatre. Can I say it? Irresponsible Mothers bring me to the brink of wanting to be an assassin.
Three rows ahead of me is Octomom with her brood of 3. A set of twins like 6ish? and her 2 year old that she allowed to run up and down the aisles and through the rows of empty seats...FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE! And mom sits happily watching, oblivious behind her 3D specs!
I get it - apparently being a mom is tough - okay we need entertain the kids so mom can have a break - but why do the rest of us have to suffer? It makes me nuts. I am always trying to make sure I'm not in peoples way, trying not to crunch my nachos too loud.....And it isn't as if I don't want to run up and doen the aisles myslef.....but I don't, cuz I'm considerate. I hope you're reading this octomom - take a hint.
By the way.....this movie was NOT better than Toy Story as often claimed. It has a consistent evil fights evil and evil gone good triumphs over evil theme. The minion and little girls steal the show = 3/5 stars.
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